Call Me Mighty

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
belethlegwen
radiofreederry

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lordnot

Yes, such a claim makes him look like a small-minded piece of shit. To us. But we still shouldn't help Musk create revisionist history.

Musk bought Twitter because he fucked around and found out. He wanted to fuck with Twitter's stock price by feigning interest in buying it. Since that's illegal, he was then cornered into actually buying it for an insanely inflated price.

He's a transphobe. He's a bad father. But he's also a fucking idiot.

gamer-crow

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.

belethlegwen
amerlcanapparel

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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follovved

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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whereismystrawberrytart

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dismantlerepaired

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my-fandom-life

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thegingerbalrog

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onwardwall

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

becketts-one-and-done

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

onfirelikegasoline

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

the-haiku-bot

I will reblog this

every goddamn time I

find it on my dash

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.